jokes
Topic: jokes
hey this is the jokes page to make you laugh lol!!
you can send me some in just email me leave me your name and your joke to ::hollpoll7@hotmail.com or add me to msn here are some jokes

How did the blonde try to kill the fish ??
She tried to drown it !!!!

She was so blonde that......
she tripped over a cordless phone
she thought she needed a ticket to get on soul train
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice carton because it said concentrate!!
She asked for a price check in the pound shop
She studied for a blood test
When she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice instead
She sold the car for gas money!!!

A child went into heer parents room and said to her dad "its nerd day at school can i borrow some of your clothes"


You know you had too much coffee when .....
You get a speeding ticket when your parked
You sleep with your eyes open
you have to watch videos in fast-forward
your eyes stay open when you sneeze
the nurse needs a scientific calculater to take your pulse
you can type 60 words a minute with your feet
Starbucks own their morgage on your house
instant coffee takes too long
you name your cats cream and sugar
your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping possition!!

well dats all for just now pleez send me more in

skule
Topic: skol
our scul is da abso lut best the teachers are great most of da time.Am in p7 and ma teacher is Ms.Cockburn she is relly nice! and she is quite angry wa us cause some1 broke the smart board (and if u r readin this and u broke it thn TELL cause u r gettin us all in2 troblu so plz jst TELL)Enyway another great teacher is Mrs.Klark and another is Ms.Harvey.
This page will be updated soon........

alannah is me best mate
Topic: best friends
My best friend is alannah shes really nice and looks really pretty!
My good friends are joanne shes just plain mad and cevvas probably the most cheesiest smiler EVER!!
Sophie can be calm or mad(usually mad) shes really nice and really pretty all my friends are really pretty
ill try to get pics on this page a.s.a.p(as soon as possible)

links
Mood:  blue
Topic: links
hey guys this is were u can get cool links 2 the web pleez send me some enjoy!
www.bored.com
www.dollidol.com
www.abigail.com/ar
www.bbc.com/cbbc
NOW ERE R SOME PERSONAL FRIENDS ONES
www.freewebs.com/hardies
www.freewebs.com/mcintyre94
www.freewebs.com/cool-chicks
PLEEZ SEND ME SOME MORE IN

luv
Mood:  amorous
Topic: luv
this is a page sayin ho luves ho if any of this information isnt true then just email me n il change it its as easy as that enjoy!
GIRLS
aimee--single--?
sophie--single
alannah--single--
becky--single--likes tom
lauren--single--likes jordan
ryan--single--?
joanne--single--?
ceeva--single--?
emmap--single--?
catherine--single--?
lornag--single--
BOYS
jordan--single--?
micheal--single--?
alex--single--?
andrew--single--likes alannah
john--single
armin--single--?
i could write loads more but i cant be bothered so there

PICS AND PHOTOS AND DOLLS
Mood:  lucky
Topic: pics n dolls
Hey this is where u can luk and get pics of advarts(dolls) also look at some photos.Just right click on the advart u want and copy then paste in to one of your folders or documents so get copying and pastein!!
this page will be updated as often as i can as i will do with all the other ones i will keep u in the zone!!!

bout us
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: bout us!!!
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! YOUV JUST B
ROKE MY SYT YOUR BANNED 4 EVA
NO JUST JOKING I WILL SORT THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE READ THE MESSAGE BELLOW AND YOUL FIND OUT WOT IM TOKIN BOUT!!!



hey guys on this page u can get the lowdown on the peps in my scull.Unfortunatley this websyt wont let me put adies on the web i get that sorted A.S.A.P i promise

my websyt
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: my websyt
hiya n welcome to my websyt,if u like it u can send me a POSSITIVE email if not then dont bother!On this websyt u can get MOST of my friends msn adies in the "bout us" section.This is my second try at a websyt my first one was absolut mushed up CRAP!I really hope u like my syt lots of luv
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